Just So You Know.
I don't believe I'm letting out any of the 'Guy Club' secrets with this one. Well maybe I am. But I'm pretty sure that all girls must know this about guys, even if they don't want to admit it.
But just so you understand where I am coming from.
Whenever I am talking with a girl whom I would consider attractive enough to sleep with or better, (you can substitute 'I' for any guy on the planet. Ok, not the gay ones. Unless they are talking about other guys that is. How the hell did that get in this conversation anyway?) it doesn't matter how long the conversation is, whether it's 10 seconds or 10 hours. I will have done each and everyone of the following, probably more than twice or three times:
1: Check you out. I mean head to toe. Hair. Eyebrows. Eyes. Nose. Teeth. Lips (oohhhhh yes, lips) Lipstick Color. Tongue. Neck. Collarbone. Cleavage. Breasts. Size of Breasts. Shape of Breasts. Nipples (when clothing allows) Shoulders. Arms. Hands. Fingers. Stomach. Hips. Hips again. Thighs. Ass (ohhh you bet your ass I'm checking out your Ass). Crotch Area (Otherwise known as Paydirt) Knees. Calves. Ankles( Uh huh, ankles) Feet. Toes (shoes allowing) Fingernail Polish. Toenail Polish. Earrings. Rings. Necklaces/Pendants. Other jewelry. Bellyring if visible. Tattoos if visible. (Mmmmm especially that one on the lower back) Perfume. Lotion. What you are wearing: Top, Bottom, Shoes, Thong. Bra. Sound of your voice. Posture. Body Language.
I may have left some out there, but you get the idea.
All this is done in about 1.2 seconds. That quick scan you may see me do with my eyes? Mmmhmmm, like the Terminator baby, I'm collecting data.
Which leads me to:
2: After all factors are considered and all data is processed together to give me one overall view of you, a conclusion is drawn. Usually something along these lines:
Response A:
God damn this chick is hotter than Georgia Asphalt. I'd love to get inside her thong and make her scream like Jane. (From Tarzan. Forget it)
Response B:
Holy Hell I'm getting hard just looking at her. Maybe I can get her into the bathroom and bang the crap out of her.
Response C:
She won't give me the time of day. Stuck up Bitch.
Ok, so those are at least my 3 typical mental responses. Now, after that whole process has been computed in the first two seconds of our conversation, what am I really thinking for the remainder of it as I am making nice talk?
3: That every time your lips move I am imaging what they would feel like wrapped around my cock, sucking hard.
4: That your ears and neck look so fucking sexy, I want to be sucking, licking and biting on them while I am pounding away at you.
5: How good your voice would sound cumming in my ear, moaning and groaning as I'm buried inside your hot little pussy.
6: How big and thick your nipples get. Especially with my mouth on them, sucking, nibbling and biting.
7: What you'd look like on your hands and knees, hair in my hand, as I'm driving into you from behind, spanking your ass.
8: How much you would like my tongue swirling around your pussy and clit.
9. Do you swallow? (that's a mental question ALL guys ask themselves, believe me)
10. Do you like girls? If so, how can I maneuver you into a little girl on girl on me, action with that hot bi-girl I know?
11. Would you beg for my cock? If so, how much?
So you see... these are just an example of the many, many thoughts I have running through my mind as I'm talking to you. Probably being asked over and over. Perhaps stopping on a particular item to contemplate it further. Savor it for a few seconds. Let the little thrill run to my cock and feel it harden just a bit more.
Because you have no idea that I just imagined you taking me from behind, screaming and quivering all over my cock.
Or do you? :)
But just so you understand where I am coming from.
Whenever I am talking with a girl whom I would consider attractive enough to sleep with or better, (you can substitute 'I' for any guy on the planet. Ok, not the gay ones. Unless they are talking about other guys that is. How the hell did that get in this conversation anyway?) it doesn't matter how long the conversation is, whether it's 10 seconds or 10 hours. I will have done each and everyone of the following, probably more than twice or three times:
1: Check you out. I mean head to toe. Hair. Eyebrows. Eyes. Nose. Teeth. Lips (oohhhhh yes, lips) Lipstick Color. Tongue. Neck. Collarbone. Cleavage. Breasts. Size of Breasts. Shape of Breasts. Nipples (when clothing allows) Shoulders. Arms. Hands. Fingers. Stomach. Hips. Hips again. Thighs. Ass (ohhh you bet your ass I'm checking out your Ass). Crotch Area (Otherwise known as Paydirt) Knees. Calves. Ankles( Uh huh, ankles) Feet. Toes (shoes allowing) Fingernail Polish. Toenail Polish. Earrings. Rings. Necklaces/Pendants. Other jewelry. Bellyring if visible. Tattoos if visible. (Mmmmm especially that one on the lower back) Perfume. Lotion. What you are wearing: Top, Bottom, Shoes, Thong. Bra. Sound of your voice. Posture. Body Language.
I may have left some out there, but you get the idea.
All this is done in about 1.2 seconds. That quick scan you may see me do with my eyes? Mmmhmmm, like the Terminator baby, I'm collecting data.
Which leads me to:
2: After all factors are considered and all data is processed together to give me one overall view of you, a conclusion is drawn. Usually something along these lines:
Response A:
God damn this chick is hotter than Georgia Asphalt. I'd love to get inside her thong and make her scream like Jane. (From Tarzan. Forget it)
Response B:
Holy Hell I'm getting hard just looking at her. Maybe I can get her into the bathroom and bang the crap out of her.
Response C:
She won't give me the time of day. Stuck up Bitch.
Ok, so those are at least my 3 typical mental responses. Now, after that whole process has been computed in the first two seconds of our conversation, what am I really thinking for the remainder of it as I am making nice talk?
3: That every time your lips move I am imaging what they would feel like wrapped around my cock, sucking hard.
4: That your ears and neck look so fucking sexy, I want to be sucking, licking and biting on them while I am pounding away at you.
5: How good your voice would sound cumming in my ear, moaning and groaning as I'm buried inside your hot little pussy.
6: How big and thick your nipples get. Especially with my mouth on them, sucking, nibbling and biting.
7: What you'd look like on your hands and knees, hair in my hand, as I'm driving into you from behind, spanking your ass.
8: How much you would like my tongue swirling around your pussy and clit.
9. Do you swallow? (that's a mental question ALL guys ask themselves, believe me)
10. Do you like girls? If so, how can I maneuver you into a little girl on girl on me, action with that hot bi-girl I know?
11. Would you beg for my cock? If so, how much?
So you see... these are just an example of the many, many thoughts I have running through my mind as I'm talking to you. Probably being asked over and over. Perhaps stopping on a particular item to contemplate it further. Savor it for a few seconds. Let the little thrill run to my cock and feel it harden just a bit more.
Because you have no idea that I just imagined you taking me from behind, screaming and quivering all over my cock.
Or do you? :)
posted by SJR at 2:18 PM
9 Comments:
"otherwise known as Paydirt"?!?!?!?!?!? LOL!
Fascinating post SJR....
FABULOUS post... I found myself grinning throughout... cuz we female types do a version of this too... it's a dance really, huh?
EB ~ Heh 'paydirt' has always been a personal favorite of mine. A term usable around polite company even!
Mystic ~ Yes, it really is a dance. A fun, naughty little dance!
Mel ~ Mmmmmm well I'm always up for being checked out, fair is fair. Plus I've always wondered what women are 'really' thinking!
I read this article about tattoo removal and the doc who does 'em, he called that tat at the small of a woman's back the "tramp stamp."
Haaaaaahahahahaha!!!
Us girls know you're doing that. We just play along. ;-)
Oh of course we know! You guys are pretty obvious, generally....and as long as we like the thoughts that are flashing behind your eyes, we'll keep talking.
Tramp Stamp and Slut Brand, lol. Yeah, I've heard them called that.
I like the ones with the little designs that seem to say: "Put your thumbs here"
Then there was one I saw in a pic which had written out "Lucky You"
CG ~ I'd be interested in seeing that! Just for research sake. You know.
LL + Queen ~ Glad you girlies humor us! I pretty much knew you all know that all we think about is sex, food and sports, but it's nice to be put up with!
And with _all_ of those thoughts running simultaneously through our minds, some women wonder why we're a little tongue-tied when trying to think of a publicly acceptable response to "Would you like fries with that?"
Hmm, but what is SHE thinking when she's giving you that same onceover?
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