Thursday, January 04, 2007

See?

Well, seems there are some Doubting Thomas's out there as evidenced by a comment on my New Years Resolution to: Blog More!

C said: Bullshit!

Such a naughty little mouth! I like it!

Anyway, before I get sidetracked into naughty mouths, pouty lips and how I so love to watch them wrapped around me... *ahem*

Yes, as I was saying... I thought I'd kick off the New Year and the upholding of my New Year's Resolution, contrary to Miss Potty mouths opinion, with a little Poll.

See, one of my current jobs, one of many I might add, which I only get paid for doing one by the way, is I am in the position of uh... listening to all the sordid sales pitches from a myriad of companies who would love to get their hands on as much of our money as they can... I mean, would love to provide our company with beneficial services.

IE: Vendors.

This week, it's the dreaded Temp Agencies. All week long a slew of appointments with, what I like to call 'the Girls of the Temp Agencies'.

Seems at least out here in CA, the people running these places have figured out that if they send hot little saleswomen out to see me, I will give them some time. Now, if a Dude calls from a Temp Agency? Straight to voicemail buddy. No time for you.

And yeah, they ARE cute. All of them, but that's sales, and that's the market and that's the game. I know this, they know this. So I play my own little game with them. Dangle carrots out for them, get a lunch out of them perhaps, innocent, or not so innocent flirting. I want to see how serious they are in willing to service me, I mean... my company!

So, with all this in mind, I often wonder.... just how many of these saleswomen actually DO sleep with potential clients? The reason really doesn't matter:

1)To get the sale,
2)Because the guy was hot and they were horny,
3) Both

I don't care, I just want the raw data!!!

So, my questions are:

1) Have you ever slept with a potential client or a sales call?

2) When? (then and there, after a 'lunch meeting' etc)

3) Where? At the sales call on top of a desk? etc etc (I want all the gory details, lol)

Ok, I guess if you are a guy you can answer also, heh.

Ok, off to my next meeting, mmmmmmm and she IS cute. I wonder if she likes to 69?

13 Comments:

Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

You're back!!!

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not in sales so I have never had the opportunity to fool around with a client but I will keep this in mind on my next job interview, Show alittle leg, my ample cleavage and a wee glimpse of my pink little tongue. (All while wearing my little blue interview suit and glasses.)I'll let you know how it goes. *grin*

11:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

TG ~ Yes! Work got crazy, my blogging suffered, I got too horny... what can I say? ;)

Darling ~ Why you naughty little girl! lol. Pictorial evidence of said 'little blue interview suit' would be appreciated!!! BTW, what happens if the interviewer turns out to be a girl? Heh heh.

11:42 AM  
Blogger MG said...

hmmm... these questions are n/a. sry...
but I am glad to see you back :)

2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Answer to Q1: Nope. Sorry. :-(

And yes, I am a potty mouth. And proud of it. :D

6:03 PM  
Blogger Stealth said...

:-D

8:26 PM  
Blogger SJR said...

*sigh*

Ok this is not going as expected.

I was anticipating hot, wild sex stories!!!

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have stories, but will never tell them in blogland! ;) Nice try, though! hee hee

7:34 AM  
Blogger Hoochie Mama said...

k, I tried to be a believer, but... ummmm... where are you?

Ummm... I've never done outside sales. I have left my office and gone around to visit clients here and there, but ummmmmm... no... haha... maybe if I had hot clients?

1:34 PM  
Blogger Blondage said...

Stop teasing us and finish the next chapter of The Blindfold!!!!

1:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes please finish the blindfold

10:34 AM  
Blogger SJR said...

ok ok!

I will finish the blindfold :)

10:45 AM  
Blogger Stealth said...

HEY!!!! damnit....stop making me horny before work ...christ.

wait, don't stop.

7:28 AM  

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