It's My...
Birthday, and I'll cry if I want to!
Yes, I have to say that it is quite possible that this may or may not be close to my official date of birth and while I still may be in my 30's, god damn do I feel the breath of the Old Man 40 breathing down my neck. Back you foul beast, back! I'm not yours yet!
I must drink heavily to get this feeling out of my head. And have lots of wild hot nasty naughty kinky sweaty screaming sex with lots of hot little nasty naughty kinky blogger girlies. Or just a few would do.
Yes, that's a good plan I think.
Or as Samuel L. Jackson maybe might say if he were in my shoes:
"It's my mother f'n birthday and I'll mother f'n cry, if I mother f'n want to! Now let's get it on all my hot nasty bitches!"
Or something like that.
Yes, I have to say that it is quite possible that this may or may not be close to my official date of birth and while I still may be in my 30's, god damn do I feel the breath of the Old Man 40 breathing down my neck. Back you foul beast, back! I'm not yours yet!
I must drink heavily to get this feeling out of my head. And have lots of wild hot nasty naughty kinky sweaty screaming sex with lots of hot little nasty naughty kinky blogger girlies. Or just a few would do.
Yes, that's a good plan I think.
Or as Samuel L. Jackson maybe might say if he were in my shoes:
"It's my mother f'n birthday and I'll mother f'n cry, if I mother f'n want to! Now let's get it on all my hot nasty bitches!"
Or something like that.
posted by SJR at 5:53 AM
23 Comments:
Or something like that. Happy Birthday!
*giggling*
Happy birthday T*l*p.
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY!!
ARGHHHHHH..
ye looks like ye needs a floggin to me!
* I have a lepord print eyepatch!*
A VERY happy Birthday to you...
I'm with you on the drinks and the kinky sweaty screaming sex.
you all are too good to me :)
Cougar ~ get those buttery nipples made up, we got some drinkin to do!
Roxi ~ Arrrrrr yes me lovely wench, come play with, I mean, walk me gangplank
CG ~ Happy bday to you too CG! I think the both of us need to get staggering drunk as to help fight off our demons that are breathing down our necks.
MG ~ Now it's not nice to get the birthday boy all worked up with your innuendos. Ok, yes it is! Thanks.
EB ~ Thanks for the cool bday post for me on your site :) Though I'm not sure whether to thank you or spank you.
And what does SJR want for his birthday this year? Hmmmmmm?
Happy birthday!
Love,
One Hot Nasty Bitch ;-)
Spanking please. Heh.
Have a very sexy birthday darling...
Now you want to drink what? Where?
Or am I drinking and toasting you?
What exactly do you want for a present?
Happy Birthday!
YUMMY!! Bend over ya hottie!!!
I love some birthday spankings!!
And I will give you some too!!
;-)
There is also a present for you at my site.... ;-)
happy you day
does this mean we get to see birthday suit this thursday?
Just askin'
"grin*
Happy Birthday. Now did you mention sex with kinky bloggers...
Oh Yeah! I came here twice. Thanks Spitfire!
Hey babe! Happy birthday!
I feel like I need to see me a hot sweaty pirate man on Thursday! :)
Flog me please?
Samual L. Jackson doesn't cry.
He's a bad mother fucker.
Well, maybe he cries when his movies flop...but otherwise he's a bad mother-fucker. ;)
Happy birthday.
Steve~
Got here through Spitfire, Happy Birthday! Cheers!
BTW ~ As well as being my bday yesterday, it was also 'Talk like a Pirate Day ' Arrrrggggh.
Thanks again everyone for the bday wishes. Now I just need to go collect on them all, heh!
C ~ You know what I want! Hot nasty bitches all over me :) lol
EB ~ Spankings are good.
Devil ~ See above for what I want, heh :) Oh, I drink Bacardi and Coke mostly, so I'll take plenty of those!
Spitfire ~ Bending over. Oh, did you want me naked for that?
Mystic ~ Hmmmmm, maaaaayybeeeee. If I get persuaded enough!
Pyrhonik ~ Thanks.
Suze ~ Yes, yes I did mention sex with kinky bloggers, which I have happened to have heard you fit into that category quite well!
Devil ~ Coming twice is better than once I say!
TG ~ Arrrrggghhhhh! I will gladly flog all sassy Pirate Wench's! Pirate Code also states that ye must be nekkid. Arrggggh.
Steven ~ Thanks. Yes, Samual is a bad mother fucker. And if he so chose to cry on his bday, who are we to say?
SK ~ Want some more Virgo in you? Lol. I had too.
Happy Birthday. (being over 40 is not so bad ... or so I've heard).
Happy birthday! Don't cry it't not a good look.
Happy belated birthday! I'll wear my t-shirt just for you tonight in celebration!!
S
;-)
Hey Happy Birthday Baby...
If it weren't for comments and GMAIL I might think you've pulled the old disappearing trick...
I'll be your nasty bitch anytime
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