And The Results Are...

Not a whole lot of hot, steamy sex amongst saleswomen and potential clients it seems.

At least not on this blog! lol.

I do appreciate all the responses and the willingness of some responders to want to engage in hot steamy sex, even if they aren't in that particular field. God Bless You!

Even on my end, over the last few weeks, I've been seeing a lot of sales calls and not once have any of these girls offered to even give me a blow job! Even though I'm SURE I was telepathically shouting it out!

'Hey Hotstuff, if you want my business, I WANT A HUMMER!!!'

*sigh* guess I shouldn't count on that career in ESP anytime soon.

Of course it is a hell of a lot different situation than if I were out at a bar or whatever, I mean *gasp* one could get in trouble for expecting sexual favors for business, couldn't one? *gasp*

Though I think I'm in the wrong business for the hot, illicit, sex at work type thing anyway.

A very good friend of mine is in the real estate/brokerage/mortgage business and the stories of sleazy sex he tells me have me drooling. I mean just amazing what happens out there.

Why, why, why can't it be me? *sob*

One of these days I'm going to get him to hire me, even if I know squat about that business!

Anyway, it seems some of ya'll (I'm an honorary Texan, I can say that) are getting ancy for me to continue with one of my stories, so, even though I am a very very very, very, very busy person the next couple weeks, I'll see what I can do.

(Hint: send me naked pics of you and that will help me speed things up)

See?

Well, seems there are some Doubting Thomas's out there as evidenced by a comment on my New Years Resolution to: Blog More!

C said: Bullshit!

Such a naughty little mouth! I like it!

Anyway, before I get sidetracked into naughty mouths, pouty lips and how I so love to watch them wrapped around me... *ahem*

Yes, as I was saying... I thought I'd kick off the New Year and the upholding of my New Year's Resolution, contrary to Miss Potty mouths opinion, with a little Poll.

See, one of my current jobs, one of many I might add, which I only get paid for doing one by the way, is I am in the position of uh... listening to all the sordid sales pitches from a myriad of companies who would love to get their hands on as much of our money as they can... I mean, would love to provide our company with beneficial services.

IE: Vendors.

This week, it's the dreaded Temp Agencies. All week long a slew of appointments with, what I like to call 'the Girls of the Temp Agencies'.

Seems at least out here in CA, the people running these places have figured out that if they send hot little saleswomen out to see me, I will give them some time. Now, if a Dude calls from a Temp Agency? Straight to voicemail buddy. No time for you.

And yeah, they ARE cute. All of them, but that's sales, and that's the market and that's the game. I know this, they know this. So I play my own little game with them. Dangle carrots out for them, get a lunch out of them perhaps, innocent, or not so innocent flirting. I want to see how serious they are in willing to service me, I mean... my company!

So, with all this in mind, I often wonder.... just how many of these saleswomen actually DO sleep with potential clients? The reason really doesn't matter:

1)To get the sale,
2)Because the guy was hot and they were horny,
3) Both

I don't care, I just want the raw data!!!

So, my questions are:

1) Have you ever slept with a potential client or a sales call?

2) When? (then and there, after a 'lunch meeting' etc)

3) Where? At the sales call on top of a desk? etc etc (I want all the gory details, lol)

Ok, I guess if you are a guy you can answer also, heh.

Ok, off to my next meeting, mmmmmmm and she IS cute. I wonder if she likes to 69?

New Years Resolution:

To Blog more, I swear :)