OK so spank me...

Yes I have been a bad blogger. No updates, no stories, no hot, wild steamy sex.

Spank me.

No really.

I mean it :)

And The Results Are...

Not a whole lot of hot, steamy sex amongst saleswomen and potential clients it seems.

At least not on this blog! lol.

I do appreciate all the responses and the willingness of some responders to want to engage in hot steamy sex, even if they aren't in that particular field. God Bless You!

Even on my end, over the last few weeks, I've been seeing a lot of sales calls and not once have any of these girls offered to even give me a blow job! Even though I'm SURE I was telepathically shouting it out!

'Hey Hotstuff, if you want my business, I WANT A HUMMER!!!'

*sigh* guess I shouldn't count on that career in ESP anytime soon.

Of course it is a hell of a lot different situation than if I were out at a bar or whatever, I mean *gasp* one could get in trouble for expecting sexual favors for business, couldn't one? *gasp*

Though I think I'm in the wrong business for the hot, illicit, sex at work type thing anyway.

A very good friend of mine is in the real estate/brokerage/mortgage business and the stories of sleazy sex he tells me have me drooling. I mean just amazing what happens out there.

Why, why, why can't it be me? *sob*

One of these days I'm going to get him to hire me, even if I know squat about that business!

Anyway, it seems some of ya'll (I'm an honorary Texan, I can say that) are getting ancy for me to continue with one of my stories, so, even though I am a very very very, very, very busy person the next couple weeks, I'll see what I can do.

(Hint: send me naked pics of you and that will help me speed things up)

See?

Well, seems there are some Doubting Thomas's out there as evidenced by a comment on my New Years Resolution to: Blog More!

C said: Bullshit!

Such a naughty little mouth! I like it!

Anyway, before I get sidetracked into naughty mouths, pouty lips and how I so love to watch them wrapped around me... *ahem*

Yes, as I was saying... I thought I'd kick off the New Year and the upholding of my New Year's Resolution, contrary to Miss Potty mouths opinion, with a little Poll.

See, one of my current jobs, one of many I might add, which I only get paid for doing one by the way, is I am in the position of uh... listening to all the sordid sales pitches from a myriad of companies who would love to get their hands on as much of our money as they can... I mean, would love to provide our company with beneficial services.

IE: Vendors.

This week, it's the dreaded Temp Agencies. All week long a slew of appointments with, what I like to call 'the Girls of the Temp Agencies'.

Seems at least out here in CA, the people running these places have figured out that if they send hot little saleswomen out to see me, I will give them some time. Now, if a Dude calls from a Temp Agency? Straight to voicemail buddy. No time for you.

And yeah, they ARE cute. All of them, but that's sales, and that's the market and that's the game. I know this, they know this. So I play my own little game with them. Dangle carrots out for them, get a lunch out of them perhaps, innocent, or not so innocent flirting. I want to see how serious they are in willing to service me, I mean... my company!

So, with all this in mind, I often wonder.... just how many of these saleswomen actually DO sleep with potential clients? The reason really doesn't matter:

1)To get the sale,
2)Because the guy was hot and they were horny,
3) Both

I don't care, I just want the raw data!!!

So, my questions are:

1) Have you ever slept with a potential client or a sales call?

2) When? (then and there, after a 'lunch meeting' etc)

3) Where? At the sales call on top of a desk? etc etc (I want all the gory details, lol)

Ok, I guess if you are a guy you can answer also, heh.

Ok, off to my next meeting, mmmmmmm and she IS cute. I wonder if she likes to 69?

New Years Resolution:

To Blog more, I swear :)

Taking Applications...

OK, so I have a confession to make. A dirty little secret. Call it my 'Guilty Pleasure' if you will.

I watch... 'The Bachelor' *gasp*

Yeah sure, I have a ton of other dirty little secrets as well... but I just don't know what it is that draws me to this thing. And as far as watching TV or DVD's or whatever... oh yes I do love me some good porn. Luckily I do not have the Playboy Channel or I may might never leave the house. I've seen some of the shows on there, damn, a lot of them are right up my alley!!! And my porn collection is quite nice, thank you very much.

But season after season I get sucked into this show. Maybe because they try to take the 'tasteful' approach and not succumb to the likes of various other attempts at reality dating... Shows like: Blind Date, Elimidate, Fifth Wheel, Temptation Island etc etc... where the bigger the disaster the date is, the better it is for us... or in the rare occurrence that the uh, participants go nuts for each other and practically have wild sex right in front of us. Not that I don't dig that either. But...

The Bachelor. 25 smokin' hot chicks to start with. One guy. How can you not like those odds? Sure sure he wants to find 'true love' blah blah blah. If it was me? You know I'd find a way to try and bang all 25 before the first night was done. Physically impossible? Probably. But I'm just sayin... have to give that car a test drive don't you? So why not make the first round selections based on things like, say:

1) Blow Jobs: Is she willing to give you one? How good is the BJ? Make you want to curl your hand up in her hair and guide her up and down... or does she use too much teeth? Things to consider.

2) Naughtiness Factor: Is she a straight lights out, missionary type of girl... or does she let you bend her over the couch, spank her ass and pull on her hair while you are ramming her from behind? I'm telling you, these things need to be out in the open before any final decision can be made

3)Open-mindedness: Is she willing to try new things, new positions, new toys, watch porn, make out with another hot girl, etc etc? Got to keep things hot and spicy.

So while the Bachelor tries very hard to keep it all respectable, you know this is what the dude is desperately trying to figure out in the short time he has.

As for me? I think I should do my own version of 'The Bachelor'. Just not end up with the whole married thing.

Maybe something like...

"The Friends with Hot Wild Kinky Benefits" show.

or hell, better yet:

"The Crazy Bitch Show"

Yeah, I like that one!

Ok... I am now officially taking applications... and don't worry, I won't kick anyone off ;)

FUF

This Fuck You Friday goes out with much love to our work Firewall. It's filter must be set on super super super Big Brother mode, because, the son of a bitch is keeping me from reading a hell of a lot of good blogs. And reading them at home? Not too likely. Just sayin... so to my work Firewall and to all you IT Nazi's in general:

FUCK YOU!




Go see the hot, hot girlies who started it all if you want to play:
TG and MG

HNT

Well after various requests for HNT pics, among others being "towel rack HNT, birthday suit HNT and a Pirate HNT", I came up with this. There is a towel, I am in my birthday suit and I am wearing a pirate eye patch. Ok not really, lol.




Happy HNT.