F'n Moody and some HNT

Must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. Extremely cranky and moody. Things going on in my life which were the main reasons I started blogging in the first place and while I can usually suppress them and keep them on a low boil, sometimes they rear up and remind me why I did start. Work, Home. Blah.

This expresses it exactly:

(Hit the Play Button)

FAINT (by Linkin Park)

I am a little bit of loneliness, a little bit of disregard
Handful of complaints but I can't help the fact
That everybody can see these scars
I am what I want you to want, what I want you to feel
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you
To just believe this is real
So I, let go watching you turn your back like you always do
Face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you're all that I've got

I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

I am, a little bit insecure, a little unconfident
Cuz you don't understand I do what I can
Sometimes I don't make sense
I am, what you never wanna say, but I've never had a doubt
It's like no matter what I do I can't convince you for once just to hear me out
So I, let go watching you turn your back like you always do
You face away and pretend that I'm not
But I'll be here cause you're all that I've got

I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

Hear me out now
You're gonna listen to me like it or not
Right now, hear me out now
You're gonna listen to me like it or not
Right now

I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored

I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
I can't feel
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
Time won't tell
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored

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So I figured I'd start dipping my toes back in to HNT. I may leave the pics up for a few days and then take them down. Whatever. Since I didn't actually take one for today, here was my very first HNT:

Is That a Sock In Your Pants or Are You Just Glad To See Me?

Edit: By massive request, fixed the 'penis naming' link. Now go out and name those peni!

So I was having a conversation this morning with the very naughty EB and Cougar... and somehow, some way, names just started popping out.

Names for male genitalia

I think I may have started it.

I mean isn't that the thing to do when your in a 3some, I mean, a 3way conversation with two naughty and lovely ladies?

Anyway... I compiled some of the uh, euphemisms for good ol' Mr. Richard that we came up with, before, they became too numerous to list, heh:

Trouser Snake
Tube Snake
Willy The One Eyed Wonder Worm
The Pipe (As in, layin' some pipe)
Tool
Shlong
Hot Beef (as in Hot Beef Injection)
The Anaconda
Mr. Willy
Weiner
Dick
Heat Seeking Moisture Missle
Penis
Rod
Stick
Monster of Love
"Thingy" (yeah, that one wasn't mine)

And then there came the various links to all sorts of names:

Slighty Humorous Nicknames For Penises

And this one:

Top 10 Nicknames Soldiers Have For Their Penis

Well, I was in the Marines, so we did have slightly different designations, heh.

And then I was eventually led to this cool site:

Name Your Penis

Of course, I had to do it.

And the name for mine:


Tom Jones the Ultrasonic Pendulous Penis

Awesome!!!

I'm Tom Jones and my Penis is Ultrasonicly Pendulous Baby!!!

And then MG got me all hot and bothered by talking about being on top... sex on the spin cylce and strawberry frosting...

And then Devil and Spitfire with their hot pics of hot girls making out and my offers to help...

Damn.

All worked up.

Need to release some of this pent up energy...

And my overwhemingly favorite name to use?

Cock.

Most definitely.

Cock.

Though the Ultrasonic Pendulous Penis is kinda catchy!

F.U. Friday

Ok, so it seems I kinda like the Fuck You Friday thing that these two drink-loving hotties Tequila Girl and MG started. (And what's not to love about drink-loving hotties?)

So here goes my inaugural Fuck You Friday:

My fuck you goes out to blogger. How many times do I encounter some BS problem, losing posts, or other assorted fuck you circumstances with it? Too fucking many.

So, fuck you Blogger for being easier to use than other blog software, for being free and for being shitty.

Because I'm too damn lazy to switch.

HNT ?

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Ha fooled you! (no, I'm really NOT a tease)

Ok here's the thing. I did a few HNT's back on my old blog and I'm kinda wanting to do it again, now and then. Have to admit I don't mind showing off parts of the bod when I'm 'in the mood'.

The problem though, is HNT was a contributing factor to me feeling uh, exposed, on my last blog which led to it's ultimate demise, along with some great stories!

SOooooooooo I'm not sure how I go about it and keep myself feeling 'safe'.

Any suggestions?

Tease

I'm a bad bad bad bad bad bad boy.

See, there are certain people who would say I'm a 'Tease'. I have no idea what they are talking about.

There is this little game I like to play where I live. It's called: 'The Freeway Flirting Game'.

I do so happen to live in the same place as that idiotic prime time soap opera with the super hot chicks: the ohhhhh seeeee? Yeah. I live there. Except I've been here a long time and no one, and I mean NO ONE calls it the ohhhh seeee. I can't even bring myself to type the initials. Anyway. There are literally, a crapload of freeways here. Just take my word for it. I drive them every friggin day back and forth. Which gives me ample time to indulge myself in my little pastime.

Now, I'm not saying the girls here are stuck up. Noooo I'm not.

(Not sayin she's a gold digger, but she ain't messin with no.... heh)

However, it does take a bit of work to get under that 'I can't be bothered by the likes of you' aura most of them exude out in public. Can't say that I blame them. There are oh, 20-30 million people in the area I live in. I'm sure most girls here get hit on all the time. Common place really. So there is a little wall built up around them, out in public. Certainly not as friendly as say, the sweet, hot, sexy Georgia Peaches that I know... or the hot, saucy, little TX firecrackers that I may be in acquaintance with. Once you get to know the girls out here, get into their confidence, they loosen up pretty quick. That and a few drinks never hurts!

So it's always a fun time when I'm cruising down the freeway when I'm alone, to engage in a little road flirting. You know, sunglasses on, a casual glance down at the car next to me from my truck. If she's cute I may linger a moment so she notices that I'm noticing... then speed up. Can't outright stare, she'll think you're a perv (ok I admit I am lol) and totally ignore you. Then let her catch up, see if she gives me a glance. Do the little dance with the cars, speed up slightly, slow down, depending on traffic. A couple little glances. A smile. Maybe I catch some leg if she's wearing shorts or a skirt... or some nice cleavage. Maybe she smiles back and checks me out in the process. A few minutes together on the busy road, that slight thrill of someone you don't know liking what they see. Safe. In the car, easy to end the game and go away if it gets out of hand.

That's what I was doing this morning. Not even really concentrating on the flirting. Just driving, sunglasses on, listening to my CD's. Casual looks here and there. Not really getting any reaction, not really looking for a reaction. Just enjoying the music and the drive the best way I can. Mmmmm some very cute ones today. Got to love the ohhh seee. Then one notices back. Oh very cute. Glances at me once, twice. I speed up, test the waters. She comes up even with me, glances back my way. She has sunglasses on as well. Can't make eye contact but the intent is known. We do this a couple times. Speed up, slow down... in and out of traffic... in and out... She pulls even again... reaches down, picks up a drink, has a straw in it. Looks like a Starbucks. Must be a mocha frappacino. MMmmm love mocha frappucino's. Maybe I should get one? Hmm, there is a Starbucks the next exit.... oh wait. heh.

I watch her. Lips over the straw, pursed, sucking. Knowing I’m watching. She looks at me and smirks. Damn. She has great looking cocksucking lips. Would look fantastic gliding up and down my hard cock. And her lipstick. A sultry red with a nice shine to it. Mmmm bet that would leave streaks on my cock too. Lipstick streaks from her plump juicy lips. She speeds up ahead of me. Traffic in my lane slows down. I have to pull in behind her to keep up. I chase her for a few moments. I can see her in her rearview, slowly milking that straw. She gets in the lane to my right.

I continue until I'm next to her, looking at her as I go by. She's looking at me, mouth on her straw, lips now slightly open so I can see the straw moving between her lips as her head slowly, slightly bobs up and down. I smile, nodding my head a little. As if to say... yeah baby, that's it... suck me, suck me with those gorgeous red lips. Mmmmmm all the way up... all the way down.. My cock in your mouth. Get me so hard and hot I can't stand it. Make me grab your hair and guide you up and down... make me want you, all of you. I speed by.

Up ahead is one of those long exit lanes. She gets into it. I slow down a bit, she pulls even. Straw out of her mouth and out of sight, but looking at me. She raises her hand and crooks her finger, gives me the 'come here' sign several times, then motions to the exit she's getting off on.

Maybe I should.

Maybe we should.

Both of us then pull off into a gas station. I'd get her out of her car, go inside, hustle into one of the bathrooms. No talking. Just furious kissing. Mouths, lips, tongues. Hot, heated. Seems I'm not the only one excited by our little freeway play. Hands mauling her breasts. Unbuttoning her blouse. Got her nipples. tweaking, twisting, getting them hard while we smother each other making out. Her hands on my ass, pulling me into her. A gasp as she feels me up against her. Hard. Made me hard with those fucking lips on the straw. Little tease. She knew what she was doing didn't she?

I'm grinding into her, cock hard, straining my pants, her legs spread to let me in between, she's grinding back. I can feel the flesh of her pussy giving way to my cock. Can feel the heat through my pants. Our lips and tongues engaged. Kissing, sucking. Down to her neck. More gasps. Hands all over each other. Heated. I unbutton her pants, grab pants and panties, pulling them down as one. She does the same, yanks mine down after getting the belt undone. Grabs for my cock, squeezes it, moans in my ear. Both our pants and underwear are off. My hands grab her naked ass. Ohhhh that's nice. Very nice tight little ass. Her legs spread again, I move in. back to her lips and mouth with mine. The ferocity grows. Anticipation. Want. Need. She feels my hard cock rubbing against her. Hard. Wanting to take. I feel her heat. Her wetness. Mine.

I lift her up slightly, up against the wall, got the right angle, she reaches down to guide it in. Mmmmm hot little slut aren't you? Can't wait to feel this inside you can you? Lined up.

I pause for second, look in her eyes. Eyes filled with lust and fire. Thrust my hips, driving up inside her. Alllllll the way inside her hot, wet pussy. OOohhhhhhhhhhh shit!

We both groan out loud. She wraps her legs around my ass, my hands now underneath her upper thighs, pinning her against the wall. Slam slam slam slam. hard hot thrusts. Deep. Hard cock slamming inside her. Her pussy yielding to my thrusts over and over and over. Her arms wrapped around my back, nails dug in, clenching with each thrust of my cock.

"Fuck meeeeeee you fucker" she demands, hardly able to breathe. Fucking back. Given into the lust, the here and now of an illicit nasty fuck. Groaning, moaning, crying, whimpering. Inside a gas station bathroom. Getting fucked hard. Loving it. Nasty hot little slut getting fucked by a complete stranger up against a wall. I tell her that and she goes wild. Slam slam slam slam.

Sweat forming on us. Bathroom inside is super hot. Her pussy is on fire clenching my cock. Slam slam slam her against the wall with each drive of my hips and thighs. Driving hard up inside her over and over. Her body tight around mine, she's moaning, gasping, crying little words here and there. Can't hold it much longer. Feels so fucking good, so hot, so wet and tight around my hard cock. I'm speeding up, driving as deep as I can. Breathing heavy, harder, louder. She senses it. Her body tensing. Little gasps coming out of her over and over... oh oh oh oh oh with each thrust... head thrown back, she starts a high pitched moaning, trying to stifle it, tightening her whole body around me, burying her mouth in my shoulder and screeeeaaaaammmmmmmmming as she cums all around my cock.... I can't hold it... body tensed up, cock exploding...

Fuuuuucccccckkkkk Yeeeeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

I see stars as I shoot inside, spurt after spurt until I'm drained...

Yeah maybe we should do that. Maybe.

I keep in my lane and watch the exit and her disappear from sight.

But not today.

Never understood that 'Tease' label anyway...

Cell Phones

An ode to my phone:

My own little world
The naughty Secrets inside
I must hide the bill

I have a special affinity for my phone. The story I wrote a while back with the cell phone playing the central part, yes, I've been there. In some form or another, on both sides of the receiver. Listening can be so very erotic. As well as knowing you are being listened to.

Phone sex? yes I like phone sex quite a bit. I know that's not some people's cup of tea. But in this case, I'm talking about actually listening to other people engaging in various hot nasty little things with one another. The scenarios are endless. I especially enjoy the scenarios that are naughty, forbidden, taboo, by it's very nature. Like my story. Me and someone's wife, while she is on the phone, letting her hubby listen to her getting fucked. Listening to a nasty little friend getting fucked while she is at work. Me driving into a girl from behind while she is on the phone with another nasty girl that I know. Me listening to two girls, directing what they do. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm like I said, endless scenarios that I may or may not have participated in.

One may ask, 'Well, why don't you just watch porn?" Oh I do, heh! But porn is uh... staged, to say the least. This is raw, uncut, hot. It can be unbelievable really.

Now, of course it doesn't replace the actual being there in person. I'd much rather BE with the two girls instead of listening in on the phone. That goes without saying. But my god, if you've never tried it, I highly suggest it sometime.


PS: I am working on the next installment of my Blindfold story. It's been a few months since I posted, but it's there, working its way through my mind...